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I would only answer the doorbell for Santa or the pizza delivery guy because you know, napping is my cardio.
They say women can get away with anything. So I am just going to blame everything on my sad, little, boo-hoo, daddy issues.
Veni, vidi, vodka martini.
It’s better to have a hangover over a heartbreak, because at least the former carnage will last just 24 hours.
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Not only do we provide comfort and style, we provide a voice and some laughter with our witty taglines. Each of our products have been creatively crafted always keeping the environment and your experience in mind.
ATTENTION TO DETAIL
Whether you gift our products to yourself, a loved one or in some cases your frenemy, each aspect of the experience from the packaging to the purchase has been created by leaving no stone and bale of hay unturned.
CHANGING PERCEPTIONS
Our products are made in Pakistan by; believe it or not, non-violent people. Built on a foundation of giving back to the community, we also desire local and global betterment, and world peace, like every Miss World contestant. Join our Change Moovement today!
HAUTE COWTOURE
We do not believe in daylight robbery or haute couture pricing as our cowstomers are like our soul mates. So, with every purchase you make, you not only get good value, but a small step forward to change the narrative.
I would only answer the doorbell for Santa or the pizza delivery guy because you know, napping is my cardio.
They say women can get away with anything. So I am just going to blame everything on my sad, little, boo-hoo, daddy issues.
Veni, vidi, vodka martini.
It’s better to have a hangover over a heartbreak, because at least the former carnage will last just 24 hours.
I would only answer the doorbell for Santa or the pizza delivery guy because you know, napping is my cardio.
They say women can get away with anything. So I am just going to blame everything on my sad, little, boo-hoo, daddy issues.
Veni, vidi, vodka martini.
It’s better to have a hangover over a heartbreak, because at least the former carnage will last just 24 hours.
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Veni, vidi, vodka martini.
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