All I want for Christmas is a great pair of spanx

Things Santa and I have in common? A bulging belly, an obsession with Christmas festivities and of course, cookies. A cup of hot coco weighed down with a fist full of marshmallows would be the cherry on top of that perfect picture (lactose free milk though, because for some reason your stomach and back are against you in your 30s).

I came, I drank, I blacked out

Accomplishing one’s goal, whether telling your boss how you really feel; a speech many have ready to roll out, or drawing identical shapes to line your eyelids, brings a sense of short-lived achievement. But what may seem like a conquest to some is like a walk in the park for others.

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